FLASH'S REALM - HalloweenRules for Seniors

FLASH'S REALM

Halloween Rules for Seniors

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9.You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7.When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask",
and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger
in the neighborhood with a wheelchair.

1.And the number one reason
Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating... *
*
1. You keep having to go home
to pee.

No matter, have
a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.