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Halloween Rules for Seniors




You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.



9.You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.



8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.



7.When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask",
and you're not wearing a mask.



5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And you can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.



2. You're the only Power Ranger
in the neighborhood with a wheelchair.



1.And the number one reason
Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating... *
*
1. You keep having to go home
to pee.



No matter, have
a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.







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