Three guys were working on the BellSouth tower - Doc, Curls, and Don. Don falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Doc says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Curls says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Doc says, "Where did you get that, Curls?"

"Don's wife gave it to me," Curls replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Don's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".

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