STATE MOTTOS

ALABAMA:
Yes, We Have Electricity

ALASKA:
"11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

ARIZONA:
But It's a Dry Heat

ARKANSAS:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

CALIFORNIA:
By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

COLORADO:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

CONNECTICUT:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

DELAWARE:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

FLORIDA:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

GEORGIA:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

HAWAII:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

IDAHO:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

ILLINOIS:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

INDIANA:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

IOWA:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

KANSAS:
The Wizard of Oz was filmed here.

KENTUCKY:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

LOUISIANA:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

MAINE:
We don't have teeth, But We Have Cheap Lobster

MARYLAND:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

MASSACHUSETTS:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

MICHIGAN:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

MINNESOTA:
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

MISSISSIPPI:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

MISSOURI:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

MONTANA:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else

NEBRASKA:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

NEVADA:
Whores and Poker!

NEW HAMPSHIRE:
Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone

NEW JERSEY:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

NEW MEXICO:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

NEW YORK:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

NORTH CAROLINA:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

NORTH DAKOTA:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

OHIO:
At Least We're Not Michigan

OKLAHOMA:
Like The Play, Only No Singing

OREGON:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

PENNSYLVANIA:
Cook With Coal

RHODE ISLAND:
We're Not REALLY An Island

SOUTH CAROLINA:
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender

SOUTH DAKOTA:
Closer Than North Dakota

TENNESSEE:
The Educashun State

TEXAS:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

UTAH:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

VERMONT:
Ayuh

VIRGINIA:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

WASHINGTON:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

WASHINGTON, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

WEST VIRGINIA:
One Big Happy Family...Really!

WISCONSIN:
Come Cut The Cheese

WYOMING:
Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared

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